Sed scripts in Crystal City

So our company has gone further down the road of geek advertisements and recently plastered this shell command all over the Crystal City underground:

echo 'howsmartu ?' \
| sed -e '1,/^END/{ y/usr?hmowat /cwimwowwt.o/; }' \
| sed -e '1,/^END/{s/\(wo\)/.\1/; s|m|m/jobs/|; }' \
| xargs wget

Naturally, I have an improvement:

echo 'howsmartRu ?' \
| tr 'what Rumors?' 'wwoio.cwwt.m' \
| sed 's|m|m/jobs/|' \
| xargs wget -O -

Why mine is better:

• it starts with a better initial message
• initial message actually translates to www.woti.com
• makes use of an anagram of that message
• uses tr
• prints output to stdout. I toyed with links, but sadly our jobs page only specifies the copyright message in text.