Codeweavers EULA

I had to laugh out loud about this:

CrossOver Linux Professional License Grant

YOU REALLY WANT TO READ THIS, ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT 
THE MANDATORY CAR WASH FOR CODEWEAVERS EMPLOYEES...

...<lots of standard EULA junk here plus the GPL for wine>...

OKAY, WE WERE JUST KIDDING. THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE ABOUT CARWASHES. BUT
YOU REALLY SHOULD READ THESE THINGS, YOU KNOW. (It's the Beige Honda 
minivan, if you really insist).